The world is run by lizard people, and YOU'RE one of them!!!

Apparently I've just learned from smart conspiracy theorists con artists that the world is run by alien overlords who possess shapeshifting ability and for some reason, despite being from a distant solar system and very alien, are almost exactly like lizards are to this earth. They possess chameleon like characteristics only instead of blending in and changing colors, these are "super reptiles that can blend into entire species by posing as them." And you can help "expose this truth" by paying money to watch these people go on their amazing lunatic rants.

Among alleged "reptilians" depending who you ask are in no particular order:
(insert list)

Michael Jackson (he's still alive, obviously!!).

Apparently the whole reptile, mammal, amphibian paradigm on earth exists in outerspace as well, and apparently reality is so unoriginal that it must resemble the type of thing you'd see in lame sci-fi films of the 60s. Well, according to the conspiracy theorists that was a white washing campaign to make any real claims look like someone who's just watched too much TV, cuz OH NO!!!

If you try to disagree with them, then you're clearly "one of them"!

Sorry, I need to take a minute... excuse me while I (insert facts about reptiles that couldn't possibly be true for humans).