How The American Medical System Catch You With Your Pants Down

I went to the psychiatrist wearing nothing but glad-wrapped shorts claiming “the aliens are coming to harvest our brain he said “well I can see your nuts’ I said, I’m not crazy, it’s true!
He said “Well I agree about the aliens, but I can see your nuts!"
He then said “Well I’ll just need your information, identification, and proof of insurance and copayment and we can get started”
I said “you caught me with my pants down, I don’t have any of that!”
He said “well that’s okay, I can already see you’re nuts”
What, how can you tell I’m crazy already, is it that obvious? He said, no I can see your nuts, I caught you with your pants down!!! (get it, he could see my nuts, not that I was nuts).

When the psych ward is compassionate after it catches you with your pants down, does Obama care? I don't think so!

And that my friends is how the american medical institution catches you with your pants down.