How The American Medical System Catch You With Your Pants Down

I went to the psychiatrist wearing nothing but glad-wrapped shorts claiming “the aliens are coming to harvest our brain he said “well I can see your nuts’ I said, I’m not crazy, it’s true!
He said “Well I agree about the aliens, but I can see your nuts!"
He then said “Well I’ll just need your information, identification, and proof of insurance and copayment and we can get started”
I said “you caught me with my pants down, I don’t have any of that!”
He said “well that’s okay, I can already see you’re nuts”
What, how can you tell I’m crazy already, is it that obvious? He said, no I can see your nuts, I caught you with your pants down!!! (get it, he could see my nuts, not that I was nuts).

When the psych ward is compassionate after it catches you with your pants down, does Obama care? I don't think so!

And that my friends is how the american medical institution catches you with your pants down.

Hello people of the webbed inter nets.

Greetings coincidence theorists who believe they are standing upside down on the opposite side of a round earth (and you're like... as if they're not? exactly... too much flouride in your water).

I was nice enough to have been invited by "someone" (the blog owner) as a means to "encourage that the other side gets a voice". I have been invited to partake in the glory of writing my opinion on the net as an opportunity to distinguish myself from the 5,000 people that live in this world. Think it's more? Have you tried counting? Anyways, I have counted and there are not any more because you're in the real life version of the Trueman show/Ed TV and other TV shows about false realities... but that's another story.

Real life evidence from the covert Documentary film, The Truman Show


What, you thought the movie the matrix was about taking drugs eating bad chinese food and having a false awakening within a dream only to find yourself inside another dream? No! of course not!

That "matrix" movie is obviously a conspiracy theory by the people of Tacobell to get you to eat there because tacos don't make you have recurring lucid dreams like Chinese food. Volcanic Quesarito my ass! And by that I mean my ass has turned into a volcanic quesarito after eating taco bell... and you think they aren't in cahoots with charmin and other toilet paper brands? cuz this here is real!

If Taco Bell was a real company don't you think they would have leaped at my business opportunity to make "Imodium-shelled tacos" rather than the diahrea causing hot sauce filled hard-shelled or soft-shelled tacos? I'm starting to think iritable bowel syndrome doesn't exist, it's really just called eating too much taco bell.

Anyways... where was I?

Ah yes, my introduction. I was one day perfectly minding my own business while exploring area 51 after breaking free from the nearest asylum when they came and stuffed me in a mental hospital! Can you believe it?

Before that my life is a blur an all prior memories were probably manufactured because they used their HAARP on me.. no not the musical instrument, but the mind control ray of death headaches and faux mind manipulation. Maybe not, but unless you're a coincidence theorist, you pretty much have to believe something's up, right?

That's all for now, but just know that I am an enigma in a conundrum shrouded by mystery wrapped in tin foil, stuffed in a straight jacket... and sitting on the toilet from too much taco bell.

-Funny Paranoid Retard

The world is run by lizard people, and YOU'RE one of them!!!

Apparently I've just learned from smart conspiracy theorists con artists that the world is run by alien overlords who possess shapeshifting ability and for some reason, despite being from a distant solar system and very alien, are almost exactly like lizards are to this earth. They possess chameleon like characteristics only instead of blending in and changing colors, these are "super reptiles that can blend into entire species by posing as them." And you can help "expose this truth" by paying money to watch these people go on their amazing lunatic rants.

Among alleged "reptilians" depending who you ask are in no particular order:
(insert list)

Michael Jackson (he's still alive, obviously!!).

Apparently the whole reptile, mammal, amphibian paradigm on earth exists in outerspace as well, and apparently reality is so unoriginal that it must resemble the type of thing you'd see in lame sci-fi films of the 60s. Well, according to the conspiracy theorists that was a white washing campaign to make any real claims look like someone who's just watched too much TV, cuz OH NO!!!

If you try to disagree with them, then you're clearly "one of them"!

Sorry, I need to take a minute... excuse me while I (insert facts about reptiles that couldn't possibly be true for humans).