1)If there are a near infinite number of stars in the sky with multiple planets in them, all with the potential for all the varables to line up to produce life.
2)It is a statistical probability that not only intelligent life exists elsewhere, but that it exists with such a vast number that it is almost a certainty that there are civilizations more advanced than us.
3)If so, it seems logical that technology on civilizations like ours would continue to advance at such a rapid rate that eventually computer simulations indistinguishable from real life.
4)If it can be done at least once, it would eventually through the passage of billions of years be performed trillions of times and eventually the simulations would develop their own simulations within simulations.
5)Eventually simulated life far outnumbers actual life, and continue to expand exponentially and therefore... since the simulations indistinguishable from reality eventually outnumber reality to a near infinite amount due to exponential growth, we are probably a computer simulation.
Before you Agent Smith's get your collective suits in a bunch... there's more.
Tighten up your tin foil hat because we've only just begun. It gets to go from hilarious tripped out combination of the Matrix and inception to being the destruction of the universe... and trying to make impending doom into comedy... well... there's nothing funny about doom and fear mongering, bur that won't stop me from trying!
However, you cannot just continue to hear this information without giving you the choice. It is my duty to put in a corny matrix movie reference and ask you...
Do you want the blue pill, or the red pill?
Take the blue pill and suffer Viagra erections for 3 hours and/or a visit to the hospital and an akward conversation with Doc Brown. Take the red pill and trip out like some lunatic who's on a bad trip and starting to spout off on YouTube about some giant conspiracy theory involving God, the Pope, Obama, supercolliders and Marty McFly... cuz why the hell not, right?
Made your choice?
Follow me.
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