little tommy

A kid named Little Tommy brings an action figure into a doctors office, kid says "I don't want to go to the doctor". Doc says why not? do you like superman.
kid says "yes, superman saves lives" I'm just like superman. I save lives. I put vaccines in your arm to prevent you from getting sick. and I even give you a lollipop afterwards.
Kid says “you think you can buy off my revenge with a lollipop? I’ll get you for this, doc.
kid goes to santa clause and say "My parents are too poor to take me to a real superhero so they take me to a doctor instead.
Santa goes "I'm just here you ask you what you want for christmas not do therapy.
kid goes "You're just as bad of a superhero as doctors! never in my life have I met such a group of entitled superheros"
So the kid finds a magic genie and the genie says "what do you wish for kid?" and he says "I have 3 wishes. First I wish all the doctors would disappear.
Genie says "wait just a second kid, are you sure you don't want a bike?
Kid goes "don't make me put you on the list I found a way to get someone powerful enough to eliminate doctors you can'teven get out of a lamp without my permission what do you think I'll do to you?
Genie goes, whoa whoa okay, it was just a suggestion, your wish is granted. what are your other two?
kid says I want to have the power of superman. That is to be able to fly fast, have super strength and super powerful senses.
GEnie says okay and your third wish?
Kid says Yes I want santa clause to no longer exist and for everyone to gradually learn he's not real as they grow older.
Genie says... you know what kid? I like you so this wish is on the house, I don't usually do this, but I'll give you a 4th wish.
Kid says... so let me get this straight: all the doctors are dead, santa clause is a fraud and I can fly like superman and now I get another wish?
Genie says yep... what'll it be... Billions of dollars, ultimate power, women of your dreams?
kid says... I think I’ll have that lollipop now.

And they all lived happily ever after... well, at least until they died of  an infectious disease because there were no doctors.

The moral of this story is... don't F with little Tommy