Apparently Life WAS like a box of chocolates... but NOT ANYMORE!!!
Your chocolate no longer belongs to you! forget the effect of dark matter, be warned of the effect of dark chocolate!
Edit:Apparently this all may have been caused by Time Traveling Trump (not to be confused with Teleporting Obama)
Why do you think Donald Trump's face is so friggin' orange sometimes? He got too close to the flux capacitor! Apparently it wears off after awhile but you know he's been time traveling when he looks oranger than Hillary's Jump suit in the minds of Trump supporters.
----------- No, In this Mandela Effected world people try to remember something and they can't even figure out where they put their car keys... I mean REALLY?! It's on the table right in front of you! But they look everywhere else until they eliminate everything and are forced to come back into the room and find it again... OR.... REALITY SHIFT!
But I gotta say, how come Reality only shifts in subtle ways? If you are looking for directions it is not as if a dragon pops up and speaks english in a Brittish accent and offers you a ride to the strip club.
To figure out, I requested a sit down with our very own funny paranoid retard. Unfortunately he said he couldn't risk it but he had other means to communicate. He told me how to speak the language of Morris Code.
No, not Morse code, Morris... as in Zack Morris from saved by the bell.
So I will translate his images into text:
Specifically I asked our very own "funnyparanoidretard" about whether or not he is worried about the Mandela Effect: Comment from funny paranoid retard
Translated text:
"Personally I’m more worried about the space alien reptilians using mindwave pyschic energy to take over my brain waves and make me buy some random stock before it collapses just in time to fund some massive global domination… but I guess yeah, now that I think about it CERN altering space time and blowing a hole in the universe, worries me too."
I also asked him his take on CERN and 9/23.
Translation:"9/23/15 was not the end of the world! it was the end of the entire universe as we know it! I had my tinfoil hat on so they couldn't erase my memories! I know things! That's why they're after me! You didn't know it was the end of the world because it was so much bigger than that. It actually ripped 3 parallel timelines. Each timeline has sort of a magnetic paring in the way we have North and South poles so the tear in each half coupled with other half so we now have 3 unique parallel universes different than before but containing some of the same information. Fortunately tin foil's atomic properties make it uniquely immune to giant rips in spacetime caused by the smallest particles we know of moving at the speed of light. For example, in my original timeline Cool Whip tastes creamy and vanilla like. In this new universe it tastes like a diabetic episode waiting to happen wrapped in cotton candy. This and deja Vu is the best proof! Try it! I told you I know things!"
Did you notice anything when reality shifted?
Translation:"Yes, at the stroke of midnight a talking puppy told me that the council on foreign relations is a public forum designed as a recruiting ground along with other groups like bilderberg group, trilateral commission and stuff that. He told me they are recruiting grounds for initiates. These initiates eat french toast and do ritualistic jumping jacks while holding each other's sex junk for exactly 3 seconds until a negative charge turns positive and then they realease electromagnatism that destroys the world. The puppy tole me he can emit a cancelling frequency out if I rub his belly... that last part he may have made up. But, it just so happens that there was a canceling frequency that only occurred recently.
Tell me more about the cancelling frequency and what causes it.
Bill Nye sent out a message that caused the initiates to "ooo, ooo ooo" for an extra 3 seconds and the positive charge went negative and prevented the ionization from the atoms. Not only that, but the video was so cringworthy to most normal people that government no longer will have the support to spend as much money in science department and science grants. Therefore, CERN will never get the funding to create a particle accelerator large enough to destroy the universes regenerative capabilities... or piss off nearby aliens... so in a sense, Bill Nye really did save the world!"
If the universe as we know it ended in 2015, can you tell me why people predicted doom in 2012?
Translation: "The Mayan are hiding under the ground along with Reptilians and they will all come out soon and dance like Michigan J Frog and abandon their wicked ways, for behold and rejoice, there is a new Heaven and a new earth!"
Do you think what you are doing and saying will ever make a difference and influence people?
Translation: "Yes. For example, I am a schizophrenic, and so am I. The both of me recently convinced my psychologist how to see the code! The exchange went like this:
I went to the psychiatrist wearing nothing but glad-wrapped shorts claiming “the aliens are coming to harvest our brain he said “well I can see your nuts’ I said, I’m not crazy, it’s true!He said “Well I agree about the aliens, but put on some pants, I can see your nuts!"
Do you see?... TATOOed on deez nuts was a Morris code:
This translates to saying "The Mandela Effect is real, Once you see this, you will have no choice but to confirm that you agree and tell me to put on some pants if you can see this code".
So your psychologist is on your side now?
Translation:Well, I've often wondered about it. THe good news is he recently told me I'm not crazy anymore. I'm very thankful for this... But then again what does an imaginary psychologist that lives inside my head know, anyways.... and why does he look suspiciously like a giraffe?
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