Who financed the Russian-Trump Dossier?
Nobody knows!
What type of tin foil hat wearing illuminati stuff is that?
Is there going to be like some kind of reptilian/gremlin that emerges from the shadows with a mind control device that flashes and makes us all forget things?
Is George Soros going to shape shift into a reptile, grow dragon wings and fly off after grabbing Ivanka? While breathing fire and doing "The Dougie"?
WHO KNOWS?! [ runs away with arms flailing in the air as if I'm desperately reaching for a cloud to hug!]
I got my popcorn ready and yet all I can think about is how Hillary attended Trump's wedding which means they're probably colluding against Russia to start world war 3 so they can test "dance ray mind control leotard weaponry" that makes anyone you aim it at instantly wear a leotard and perform a dance of your choice... Let's see how tough Putin is when he's wearing leotards and doing the Macarena! And this may be a little racist, but I can't help but picture Kim Jung Unh doing the Gagnam Style dance while Trump and Hillary sing along and look at each other romantically.
All of this information can be a verified fact based upon an extrapolation that was extracted from a dossier that I received from an anonymous source who received it from a friend of an agency that invented a document based upon the ramblings of a schizophrenic...
How do I know all of this?
BECAUSE I WAS THE SCHIZOPHRENIC! [no I'm not, I'm multi personality disorder'd... Yes I am! Who said that!]
Fake News?
Not if you can't prove it!
mwhaahahaha!
Now believe me or feel the wrath of wearing a tutu while doing the electric slide!
boogie woogie woogie, biatch
