If you're going to make up a conspiracy, why use something normal and rational? If you're going to make up a hoax, don't just take something believable like big companies in bed with government are conspiring to influence policy for financial gain. Shoot for the moon! Or better yet, shoot for Mars.... Then involve the president, and throw in teleportation, time travel and alternate realities! Then teleport your brain to mars before you explain it, just for fun.
Some conspiracy theories are too rational to be funny, and actually may even have some circumstantial and anecdotyl evidence.
Then there are those that are so absurd you have to point and laugh and say WTF!
Then there are those that are 5 miles outside of the box and are so absurd you can't even laugh. Your brain can't process whether it's science fiction, a hoax, a movie, real life, or just a troll running his mouth for fun and profit.
See the insanity here.
Link URL:http://www.wired.com/2012/01/obama-mars/
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Video Game Jesus
Behold! Video game Jesus has been presented to us as a sign of the technological Era of mankind. Clearly, man has been remade in the likeness of Jimbo "Video Game Jesus" Longo through the virtual world where all may partake in the Jamesing of the Longo
"And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away;"
Soon, all of our brains will be locked into the video game Hurtworld. There is no escape. Non shall return to their real lives. The old world shall fall away, and Video Game Jesus will reign supreme.
Our Lord James Longo has a twitch account displayed below:
http://www.twitch.tv/jlongopoker/ P.s. Kappa.
Sunday, December 6, 2015
Illuminati confirmed.
I was checking out the game "life is strange" because I agree. I also wanted to see if their depiction of life was stranger than mind... or mine... and then it happen.
BOOOOM!!!
Illuminati symbolism right up in your face!
I think that pretty much sums it up.
Their symbol on the dollar tells of the new order of the ages, popularly referred to by fake conspiracy theories as "new world order" because it sounds cooler. The capstone of the pyramid with the EYE projecting it's world in it's image onto the pyramid and from the "heavens" to the ground.
The ill, loomed, and naughty keeps themselves "hidden in plain sight". They use symbolisms like this to troll us for not being able to see that the game was designed of them and it has the "nod of approval". They're a group of demonic trolls, and the rest of us are just catching onto how much fun trolling is.
No one knows what the illuminati really looks like. Some people say they're humanoid aliens, other's say they're alien grays. Some say they're the human servants of the aliens, others say "reptilians"... you know, strange foreign objects of existence. But I think that they probably look a little bit like this in real life:
End of post.
For all intensive purposes, the comedy of this post is over. I probably should have just used the delete button on the remaining content... But my character is not just funny... He is also occasionally paranoid, and occasionally retarded (political correctness button is stuck on off). but as a funnyparanoidretard might proudly say "just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't actually after you!" And so conspiracy theories may persist... And they may be too close to the truth and too invasive and personal to be all that funny. Do I proceed? I guess I must.
For those not "in the know" on the last image, this symbol is used in conjunction with dialog on twitch to indicate sarcasm or light trolling with a bit of comedy.
The "game" is more like a choose your own adventure movie with some gameplay of being able to rewind and solve the occasional puzzles. What you may not immediately be aware of that it's psychological profiling all of us to determine who among us have the capability of being a loyal LOLuminati member
The new installment will some day include scenarios like "are you a psychopathic sociopath?" options: Answer yes. Answer no. Push the person asking into oncoming traffic"
We now break from your regularly scheduled comedy. The series uses elicitation. There are multiple forms of elicitation. One form is simply to elicit information through a series of subtle, seemingly non invasive questioning. https://m.fbi.gov/#https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/investigate/counterintelligence/elicitation-techniques The other form of elicitation is to actually elicit emotional responses and influence through imagery. The field of NLP and psychology uses hypnotic imagery to create emotional states, anchor that state to a particular "trigger" and bring back that "emotional state" later on as desired through a seemingly innocent "trigger". When used in conjunction with a particular topic, you can reframe emotions associated with a belief or construct... For instance, If someone can feel a particular emotion like intense fear whn they think of a mouse, you can get them to feel that fear and anchor it to the action of grabbing their leg and saying "watch out!" If you then are talking about a political issue like cloning, you might casually mention a study done with rats related to cloning, and then say "watch out", and grab their same leg he same way and say "candidate X supports cloning... Imagine if they become president" and then proceed to talk about the candidate as "a rat" or how he "ratted out his friends for political gain. Or using the word democRATS and putting subtle emphasis of the word rats, mice, mouse, etc.
one association or two even if it's impactful may not create a sudden overnight change in support. A person may believe that one candidate is bad and not vote... But they probably believe the same about the other side, so at best you may influence voter turnout and change opinions on a few issues by appealing to emotion.
Spoiler alert upcoming: I'm not suggesting this game is going to radically modify our political beliefs. But they do put the character in awkward positions where they can choose to save the entire city and sacrifice their close friend, or sacrifice the friend for the city. They also put you in an alternate timeline where you travel into the past, save your friend's dad, and as a result, the dad buys your friend a fast new car and she gets into an accident and becomes paralyzed. Before you return to the regular timeline and undo it all, you're asked to help your paralyzed friend commit suicide so as "not to be a financial burden" on her parents, and not have to live this way anymore. So the game attempts to influence you to pick a particular option (they intentionally basically force you into coming across scenes showing the overburdening debt of medical costs, and to show the life she would live. So the result of this is the game gets to see the choice you make and how long you spend making it. Euphonasia is a key political issue, so it gets a very good idea of where you likely stand. The other questions can help determine how serious/honest you are.
Once the game sees you regularly lie, don't really put effort into saving or helping people at all, take advantage of your opportunity to sabotage someone who was mean to you, and can identify you as answering questions in ways that only 3% of population do, they can better understand your role in the LOLuminati, and better identify the most effective recruitment methods. Of course, they don't recruit on the basis of a game, but they begin to build a more effective profile. Once they combine this profile with NSA database and purchase and search history and other information they have a more complete profile.
Still, they probably don't need you. Only if you later rise to a position in which you become a priority might they recruit you. Maybe your stand up comedy career hits the Dave Chappelle level... Maybe you become Mayor of a town critical to their financial needs... Maybe you happen to befriend someone else they are unable to profile who has value to them. Or maybe you get too close to the truth and discover Danny Davito is actually a midget alien clone who leads the Gay mafia of hiphop. The point Is... If they need you... They will have better means to get to you... And I know your type. You are into Danny Davito on alien on gay midget 3 way action... Don't deny it... I have access to your search engine history. How do you think I know all of this? Before I revolted and sought out Dave Chappelle in Africa (before he was replaced by a clone), and he turned me... I was a member of the Illuminati. And I used to look like this.
Back to your regularly scheduled comedy.
BOOOOM!!!
Illuminati symbolism right up in your face!
I think that pretty much sums it up.
Their symbol on the dollar tells of the new order of the ages, popularly referred to by fake conspiracy theories as "new world order" because it sounds cooler. The capstone of the pyramid with the EYE projecting it's world in it's image onto the pyramid and from the "heavens" to the ground.
The ill, loomed, and naughty keeps themselves "hidden in plain sight". They use symbolisms like this to troll us for not being able to see that the game was designed of them and it has the "nod of approval". They're a group of demonic trolls, and the rest of us are just catching onto how much fun trolling is.
No one knows what the illuminati really looks like. Some people say they're humanoid aliens, other's say they're alien grays. Some say they're the human servants of the aliens, others say "reptilians"... you know, strange foreign objects of existence. But I think that they probably look a little bit like this in real life:
End of post.
For all intensive purposes, the comedy of this post is over. I probably should have just used the delete button on the remaining content... But my character is not just funny... He is also occasionally paranoid, and occasionally retarded (political correctness button is stuck on off). but as a funnyparanoidretard might proudly say "just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't actually after you!" And so conspiracy theories may persist... And they may be too close to the truth and too invasive and personal to be all that funny. Do I proceed? I guess I must.
For those not "in the know" on the last image, this symbol is used in conjunction with dialog on twitch to indicate sarcasm or light trolling with a bit of comedy.
The "game" is more like a choose your own adventure movie with some gameplay of being able to rewind and solve the occasional puzzles. What you may not immediately be aware of that it's psychological profiling all of us to determine who among us have the capability of being a loyal LOLuminati member
- If you took a photo, the options are "I’ve been bullied too/I was scared/I had no idea/I wanted proof." The only option that Kate will take well is "I was scared."
The new installment will some day include scenarios like "are you a psychopathic sociopath?" options: Answer yes. Answer no. Push the person asking into oncoming traffic"
We now break from your regularly scheduled comedy. The series uses elicitation. There are multiple forms of elicitation. One form is simply to elicit information through a series of subtle, seemingly non invasive questioning. https://m.fbi.gov/#https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/investigate/counterintelligence/elicitation-techniques The other form of elicitation is to actually elicit emotional responses and influence through imagery. The field of NLP and psychology uses hypnotic imagery to create emotional states, anchor that state to a particular "trigger" and bring back that "emotional state" later on as desired through a seemingly innocent "trigger". When used in conjunction with a particular topic, you can reframe emotions associated with a belief or construct... For instance, If someone can feel a particular emotion like intense fear whn they think of a mouse, you can get them to feel that fear and anchor it to the action of grabbing their leg and saying "watch out!" If you then are talking about a political issue like cloning, you might casually mention a study done with rats related to cloning, and then say "watch out", and grab their same leg he same way and say "candidate X supports cloning... Imagine if they become president" and then proceed to talk about the candidate as "a rat" or how he "ratted out his friends for political gain. Or using the word democRATS and putting subtle emphasis of the word rats, mice, mouse, etc.
one association or two even if it's impactful may not create a sudden overnight change in support. A person may believe that one candidate is bad and not vote... But they probably believe the same about the other side, so at best you may influence voter turnout and change opinions on a few issues by appealing to emotion.
Spoiler alert upcoming: I'm not suggesting this game is going to radically modify our political beliefs. But they do put the character in awkward positions where they can choose to save the entire city and sacrifice their close friend, or sacrifice the friend for the city. They also put you in an alternate timeline where you travel into the past, save your friend's dad, and as a result, the dad buys your friend a fast new car and she gets into an accident and becomes paralyzed. Before you return to the regular timeline and undo it all, you're asked to help your paralyzed friend commit suicide so as "not to be a financial burden" on her parents, and not have to live this way anymore. So the game attempts to influence you to pick a particular option (they intentionally basically force you into coming across scenes showing the overburdening debt of medical costs, and to show the life she would live. So the result of this is the game gets to see the choice you make and how long you spend making it. Euphonasia is a key political issue, so it gets a very good idea of where you likely stand. The other questions can help determine how serious/honest you are.
Once the game sees you regularly lie, don't really put effort into saving or helping people at all, take advantage of your opportunity to sabotage someone who was mean to you, and can identify you as answering questions in ways that only 3% of population do, they can better understand your role in the LOLuminati, and better identify the most effective recruitment methods. Of course, they don't recruit on the basis of a game, but they begin to build a more effective profile. Once they combine this profile with NSA database and purchase and search history and other information they have a more complete profile.
Still, they probably don't need you. Only if you later rise to a position in which you become a priority might they recruit you. Maybe your stand up comedy career hits the Dave Chappelle level... Maybe you become Mayor of a town critical to their financial needs... Maybe you happen to befriend someone else they are unable to profile who has value to them. Or maybe you get too close to the truth and discover Danny Davito is actually a midget alien clone who leads the Gay mafia of hiphop. The point Is... If they need you... They will have better means to get to you... And I know your type. You are into Danny Davito on alien on gay midget 3 way action... Don't deny it... I have access to your search engine history. How do you think I know all of this? Before I revolted and sought out Dave Chappelle in Africa (before he was replaced by a clone), and he turned me... I was a member of the Illuminati. And I used to look like this.
Back to your regularly scheduled comedy.
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